A whole other world exists across Mr. Whitcomb’s door in room 605: Whitopia. In room 605 exists a economy separate from the US; its own stock, real estate and consumer markets. In Whitopia, how well you do in the economy will give you a grade out of ten at the end of the semester. So, I–making around 35,000 whitopian dollars–have created some tips on how to become successful in Whitopia.
- Buy as much real estate as you can
- Be careful investing in the stock market. It can be risky because it all depends on a roll of a die
- Sell things on the market
- Become a senator
- Don’t spend your money–save it
- Don’t create a corporation–if you do you have to share your money with other people
- Become a real estate agent
- Participate in class–Mr. Whitcomb will reward you
- Get as many jobs as you can
- Always flex your fat stacks